Yeah, it's been awhile. I have been up to a lot. Too much I fear. I haven't been to school in days, wondering if my teachers consider me dead. The fact of the matter... my car got impounded. Yeah you would think that a car with out insurance, with out legal plates and with out valid registration might prevent me from driving it... alas, such is not so. I had a great time seeing it go though. Actually, I found it quite hilarious. I was with my friend Chris when it happened. hahahah... just thinking about it puts a grin on my face...
Sooo.. that story goes like this... Thursday night I get out of work to a phone call from Chris inviting me to a smoke session with his friend Mike, who by the way owed me :) Soo.. anyway. We smoke and go down to the Kedem winery, an abandoned winery at that, in Milton and start jumping on freight trains.. ah what fun. Then we decide to leave after throwing rocks, breaking into the winery, and smoking some more. We then go to the Elementary playground were one of my fellow classmates was, that was unplanned. We get on the swings, fuck around on the seesaw, all that good gravy shit. Then mike wants to go home, so we bring him home and then I suggest so joyriding fun in my prestigious pontiac.
The fun begins...... I drive up around where the waterfront is in highland, trying to find the fucking top of it where there is a clear view of the bridge.... hahaha.. never got there :) Soo... in my frustration I decided to start driving on peoples lawns and hitting mail boxes... haha..
It was so fucking funny. People with there shocked faces... what the fuck you on my lawn for!? hahaha... good shit. So of course.. after hitting up several houses.. the cops show up... More fun begins...
They throw on their lights as soon as they see my car. Harassment, Harassment is what their good at. So I had no ID on me or registration, off to a good start. They shine their flashlights, desperately trying to find some reason to search my car. After repeatedly asking me the same fucking question for several minutes... they final stubble upon the 11 03 registration placed in my window.. haha, mind you its 04 04 hahahah... so then its, could you please step out of the car and your friend to, time. So after another desperate attempt to pin me with something other then the 3 tickets I got, (registration, plates, insurance),the officer comes back from the car with a semi-grin on his face...and I quote.. "There are two things im not, that's rich and stupid" (got did I want to bust out laughing), so he throws down some ez-wider rolling papers and 1 fucking metal screen (for a bowl) I had... again I really wanted to laugh in his face... but anyway.. I said that I role my own cigarettes cause it's cheaper and the screen I don't know about...I just thought it was really fucking funny cause they couldn't do shit with that! aahh ha pigs, fucks. So I watched my beauty get towed away. Ahhhhh and that's just one story! hahahah... wish I had more time to type....